what wud u do if.....

What would you do if?
The President of the United States called you:	ill said ''fuck you!! please leave earth. hell is waiting for you!''
You won the lottery:	go shoppingggg!! <3
You got invited to be on a reality TV show:	melompat lompat lompat!
You caught a friend stealing from you:	do something spontanious n i dont haf any idea what that is..
You witnessed a murder:	let da police know whos the stupid murderer!
A random stranger offered you candy:	leave them n lari laju2 mcm lipas kudung.. ngaa~
MySpace and Facebook closed:	mati kebosanan! arghh~
A genie granted you one wish:	im asking to get married with my man; mohd syazmin firdaus.tq gennie ;)
You lost your favorite possession:	possession tu ape ea..??
You found 10 dollars on the ground:	take it and go find cendol! ngee~
Your date throws up on you:	.......
Someone cut off a chunk of your hair:	cut off his hand! huh~ serve u rite!!
Your favorite celebrity comes to visit you:	ask for a job n said how i wish i cud be lyke them.. muahaha~
You were stranded on an island with nothing but the ability to make one phone call:	call superman - tolong..tolong.. help me~ im scccraedd~ :s